Homeland Security Stops At Our Crotch

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Our politics and national issues have been reduced to our genitals, how we use them and how they are property.  Americans, as a nation we stood by as the government violated our civil rights, started a war, bankrupted our treasure all in the name of stopping terror from coming back to America. In truth, the populace, politicians and the media, we had no problem with any of the atrocities of the Bush years, all in the name of “Homeland Security“.

But, what got us mobilized, outraged and offended:  our genitals.  First, we don’t want our genitals photographed, then we don’t want to be groped.  It all comes down to our junk, package, or crotch.

You see, when we made class warfare not an issue, along with the Fundementalists of all hues, we reduced our politics to genitals.  Telling people how to use their genitals.  Defining people’s politics by their biological sexual orientation.  The intrusion into women’s reproductive rights, is nothing compared to some tea bagger getting groped.  Yep, we have limits.  Proto politic is about genitals.

Blasting Iraqi society back into the 19th century,  because our President lied about terror, was fine with our complicit politicians and media.  But, digital images of your cunt, prick, balls, pussy, vjay jay, muff, dick, penis or vagina, is the issue that mobilized us.  Tapping our telephones and tracking our emails, no problem.  Just don’t get into our pants, or the pants of our women.

Go ahead, torture and order the murder of US citizens, extraordinary renditions, pffft, go ahead.  It’s just them Arabs/Muslims anyway.  No, wait, taking the computers of peace activists and such, could be us, but heck, it’s not my genitals.  Habeas corpus?  who cares, he is probably some foreigner any way.  Why can’t he have an American name.

Congressman Mica, one of the great voices who is fueling the outrage, thinks that if we privatize TSA, meaning if his friends get the contracts and we don’t have union public employees doing the job, another robbery for bad privatized service,

I think we could use half the personnel and streamline the system,” Mica said Wednesday, calling the TSA a bloated bureaucracy.
Mica is the ranking Republican on the House Transportation and Infrastructure Committee. Once the new Congress convenes in January, the lawmaker is expected to lead the committee.
Companies that could gain business if airports heed Mica’s call have helped fill his campaign coffers. In the past 13 years, Mica has received almost $81,000 in campaign donations from political action committees and executives connected to some of the private contractors already at 16 U.S. airports.

Stand up Americans, protect your crotch, but give up your civil liberties, cause after all, what are we without the privacy of our crotch.  Genitals are common and look alike, brains and thoughts are unique.  But, fight for the genitals. 



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2 responses to “Homeland Security Stops At Our Crotch

  1. Stellaa,

    You’re a genius! Youo know how to tell the truth with wit, a true Voltaire. I am going to share your post with everyone I know.

  2. I’m kinda hoping to get a little sumthin’ sumthin’ on my next trip through LAX.